{"id":547,"date":"2019-01-19T14:38:40","date_gmt":"2019-01-19T22:38:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/geldner.com\/?p=547"},"modified":"2019-01-19T14:38:40","modified_gmt":"2019-01-19T22:38:40","slug":"your-website-sucks-according-to-a-spam-email","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/geldner.com\/index.php\/2019\/01\/19\/your-website-sucks-according-to-a-spam-email\/","title":{"rendered":"Your website sucks according to a SPAM email"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We had to laugh this morning at an email that leaked through our spam filters. The subject was &#8220;DEVELOP GOOGLE FRIENDLY WEBSITE ?&#8221; and it started off listing things that were &#8220;wrong&#8221; with our website (mixed in with things they do).\u00a0It supposedly came from some guy named Andrew Richards but I doubt it since the English through the body of the email pretty bad. The thing that made me pay attention to it was the fact that I know an Andrew Richards pretty well but he&#8217;s no web developer.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #3366ff;\">Problems with your original site:<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #3366ff;\">1.\u00a0You can\u2019t control your site or change content.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #3366ff;\">2.\u00a0Search engines can\u2019t find you.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #3366ff;\">3.\u00a0Improve your organic traffic and sales.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #3366ff;\">4.\u00a0Secure your website from Google&#8217;s latest updates.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #3366ff;\">5.\u00a0Target your relevant market to increase business.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #3366ff;\">6.\u00a0 Your site has out-dated technology.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #3366ff;\">7.\u00a0\u00a0Out-dated look.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #3366ff;\">8.\u00a0The website is having on-page and on-site issues.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #3366ff;\">9.\u00a0 Slow load times.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #3366ff;\">10.\u00a0We will give you 1st page ranking on major search engine i.e. Google.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Anyway, our site is on the latest version of WordPress, is SEO optimized (albeit nitchy), is pre-cached pretty and uses several cool plugins to simplify content creation. That pretty much says, &#8220;No, you can&#8217;t help us.&#8221; I honestly wonder if the millions of spam email this company sends out ever result in real work? Who wouldn&#8217;t want their website to be redone in poor English with sloppy design work just like their email?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We had to laugh this morning at an email that leaked through our spam filters. 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